estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

(via timsaturday)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via theonetruenidoking)

sarah762:

Cartoon Bully Stereotype Collection

(via sketchlynx)

musicalpastasalad:

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

A pig molecule 

assgod:

clear pee makes me feel safe

like i’m living my life right

(via wedueltokill)

kristakittyfish:

he sees you when you’re sleeping

kristakittyfish:

he sees you when you’re sleeping

(via beoxxvi)

Steak tacos! 😍❤️❤️

Steak tacos! 😍❤️❤️